Bulls Eye!

On my way to have lunch with Natia I began to think why she sounded so concerned on the phone. There is always something wrong with this new guy who she is recently dating and yet she would continue to go back to him. Once again I knew I would find myself repeating the same thing I would tell her over and over again. “If he lacks personality and he has a small dick why are you with him!?” Funny thing is, he has always given her the run around about relationships and how he has taken a big step by declaring their status as best friends. Ugh……... what a D.I.C.K.

Although, rumor has it that his dick is so small he can pee into a bottle. Like Natia had put it “I was so frightened of how small it was my vagina decided to hide and I spent hours looking for the damn thing!” Why is she still dating him? Beats me! But I will admit I am a bit excited to hear a new juicy story about their sex life. There is always something wrong with this guy when it comes to controlling his incredibly small wiener (which is always the problem).

Waiting impatiently, I noticed Natia was 15 minutes late. This girl who is really responsible was never late and I was always arriving late. What was holding her up? I hope is not Le Douche! She finally arrives in her Nike tennis shoes, short shorts and her leotard. I guess she didn't have enough time to change after gymnastic practice. As she approaches to greet me some nasty 50 year old bastard decides to whistle and make an inappropriate comment towards her uniform. Since she is very pretty and exotic looking she definitely turned heads whenever she walks into the room. She was the type of girl who needed no make-up and on her worse days was just a bad hair day.

Finally we got to talk after making our order she puts her fork down and leans her right elbow on the table and says “So I have a big problem and I don’t know what to do.”

“What’s wrong?” I ask.

“Its Le Douche,” she says.

Great here we go again. Same thing, same story, he cannot commit period! As she was talking I noticed a tall 6’3 white boy, with a hat and a grungy look to his style (which I love) sitting three tables down. When I was about to point him out Natia says, “Can you believe it? He shot me right at the eye!”

“Wait what!?" Wanting to laugh I spit out the food I was eating and whipped my mouth. "Ok rewind! let’s go back to the beginning!” And this is her story:
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Laying in his bed Natia was slowly moving her hands down his pants and lifting up his shirt so she can feel his semi muscular back. One finger at a time she began gripping his skin as he would kiss her neck and his hand would find his way to her breast. She liked it when he did that. He slowly began to thrust his hips onto hers and moan into her ear. His bottom lip slid from her neck up to her cheek and worked his way to her lips. He had big lips and she enjoyed feeling them touching her skin like they were trying to tell her a secret. His right hand was caressing her breast and the other hand unbuttoning his pants. Natia was really excited but she was concerned if she would feel anything this time. She hated feeling like a rag doll while he enjoyed himself using her like a blow up doll. That’s how she felt most of the time. This time she decided not to be nice and teach him a thing or two. At least about four play she thought. Natia’s hands slid down his back and carefully took off his pants along with his boxers. Le Douche grabbed her hand and placed it on his penis. She can feel his excitement while she stroked it. Each time he kissed her hard she stroked harder and faster. Both motions sync together she thought this was it. Just when she was about to moan she noticed he had her nose and mouth fully covered. The top of his lip covered her entire nose and the bottom of his lip touched hers. Sucking on her face like he was doing some spring cleaning, he was completely sucking the air out of her.

“Oh yeah you like that! You like it rough don’t you,” he would say to her as she was pushing and slapping him trying to get him off. Each time she pushed him he leaned in harder. Each time she slapped him he got more excited. The longer he kissed her the harder he thrust and the longer she had from taking a breath. He was so excited by then that when she slapped him across the face and pushed him off he could not manage to hold it in. While flying from one end of his bed to the other he had released the tension and shot her right in her left eye.

Natia rising from the bed to get some air with her eyes and mouth wide open, he had managed not only to hit her in the eye but got some in her mouth. “WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCCKKK!” she yelled while trying to get it off her eye. She ran to the restroom grabbed his towel and whipped the cum off her eye, cheek and mouth.

“Natia I’m so so sorry but you pushed me and got in the way,” laughing at the same time. “It's no big deal... it’s like moisturizer for your face," he continued to laugh.

She grabbed her stuff, took off home and decided to call Gabby to tell her what just had happened. She was too upset to let her know right away so she scheduled to meet up with her for lunch in two days right after practice. Once again she left his appartment disappointed but this time she brought a pink eye with her.